Diving Into The Wreck


Diving Into The Wreck
Once the electrician got here, he got started working and I fled to the study while he made a lot of noise in the rest of the apartment. When I came in and said, “how’s it going?’ he said the fateful words, “not so good,” as he crouched by the baseboard. Dust was everywhere.
The wires, he said, were so old they were disintegrating in his hands. When he took his lunch break, I can’t say that the place looked actually better than it had before.
But that wasn’t enough. He came back the next day, this time with a fellow electrician. There was a ladder involved. It turned out they couldn’t change the fuse box over to circuit breakers, because to do that would involve ripping out one of the kitchen cabinets.
“I’ll just wait until I re-do the kitchen,” I said, thinking that will be roughly about the time hell freezes over.
It made me feel a little queasy, the whole thing, seeing chucks of my walls disappear, like watching someone undergo surgery---not that I’ve ever seen that.
But maybe it’s like cosmetic surgery. Maybe it will be a great face-lift, and afterward, everyone will say, “has your apartment been on vacation?”
Even the cats were freaked out.
Luckily, the painter, the original guy who did such a great job even with my terrible paint choices, said he can send a guy over to re-plaster, this week even. So maybe the next part of this ordeal will go more quickly.
Meantime, I’m still checking paint colors. Luckily Sheffield’s own Alexia Rosetti knows a couple of things about new colors.
Reader Comments (2)
I like the face lift analogy. Maybe your apartment could also get a boobjob! Keep us abreast of the situation, Stylehound.
Janice
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